Logic and a library card.

I have a lovely tinkerbell wallet, from Disneyland. Imagine my dismay, when I first filled it, to find that the cash section was about a quarter inch too short to hold bills. Well today, the mystery was solved. My wallet is the perfect size to hold Euros. Now tell me, what is more American than Disneyland?! I think this must be part of some sort of apocalyptic, one world government, anti-christ conspiracy. Or perhaps it was just poor wallet design. Either way, my wallet is happily holding my Euros and my new library card. I no longer own any American cash. I am finally starting to feel like I live here.